Argument with Butcher Shop

Argument with Butcher Shop



Our Local Butcher Shop had a Sale on Fresh Whole Chickens, which they guaranteed to be the Perfect Chicken or you get the next chicken for FREE.



I went to the Butcher shop and Bought a whole Chicken took it home cut it up and Cooked it.



The next day I wanted another chicken. The lady at the counter remember who I was and asked how was the chicken I said it was OK but it was missing some parts.



She apologized and got another chicken and gave it to me for FREE.



Went home and cut it up cooked it, was Great Tasting chicken again, so decided to buy another chicken as it was a Good Price on sale.



Returned to the Butcher again same lady at counter remember me and said was the Second chicken Better I said NO it was missing parts. She again apologized and said Sorry, Gave me a FREE chicken and said IF there is a Problem with this CHICKEN please bring it back and show her what’s wrong with the chicken.



I take the chicken Home cut it up. Immediately see a Problem again and take the chicken back to the Butcher. She sees me walk in the Door and Says OH NO a problem with the Chicken. I said YES.



She polite say Let me get the Butcher who Owns the Shop so I can show him what’s wrong with the chicken. The Old Butcher says what’s wrong with the chickens. I said they are missing Parts.



The Butcher says Show me what’s wrong. I un-wrap the chicken I cut up at Home and show him the cut-up chicken.



2 Drumsticks

2 Wings

2 Thighs

2 Keel

1 Breast Not split



The Butcher Looks at me and says what’s WRONG WITH THAT. I said you’re a BUTCHER AND Do Not see the Missing pieces. How can you call yourself a BUTCHER?



He’s Now MAD and says the Chicken’s Perfect

I scream and Say There are No 6 CHICKEN NUGGETS AND THERE ARE NO CHICKEN BALLS even a child can see that?



The Butcher Looks at me and says YOU Idiot EVERYONE knows the ROOSTER has the Chicken Balls or Nuggets.


Moral of the Story is if you do not know where the Chicken Balls or Nuggets come from DO NOT cut up your own chicken