Lumpy
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Post by Lumpy on Jun 6, 2013 18:46:49 GMT 1
At a Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Lumpy
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Post by Lumpy on Jun 11, 2013 18:43:09 GMT 1
Scots love the English ------ NOT!
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews' course.
A groundskeeper shouts: "Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!"
The golfer replies: "My good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that for me, in English!?"
The keeper replies: "I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!"
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Post by nikolsonanna on May 31, 2021 5:01:47 GMT 1
I find this amusing, but I apologize nonetheless. The kfc wings have a double degree of sharpness: the first degree of sharpness is at the entrance while you eat them, and the second is at the exit when you are sitting on the toilet. |
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Post by Silver on Apr 6, 2022 14:12:09 GMT 1
In the late 1800's a prominent Lutheran theologian and early Christian historian of the day by the name of Carl Gustav Adolf von Harnack wrote his seminal work, titled (in English)"Marcion: The Gospel of the Alien God".
In this greatly respected historical look at Marcion, a man who started a Church which at the time (by the written admission of Justin the Martyr) "rivaled our own" (meaning the proto-Catholic Church), and who was the first documented person to ever write a "New Testament", as well as the first person known to possess the 10 earliest known letters of the Apostle Paul (for which many suspect him to potentially be their author), and the first man known and credited to have ever penned a Gospel (of which no trace exists today), Harnack famously stated within his book on Marcion, that:
I've always laughed at this rather hindsight Christian perspective on Marcion.
Marcion is man who has generally been erased from history and/or greatly had his personal life maligned and perverted by the Catholic Church. Yet as late as around 220 AD a proto-Catholic champion and founder named Turtullian was still questioning (in writing) where this Paul came from with his letters, and why he was needed when we already have 12 Apostles, and why we should lend credence to this latecomer Paul, and was still bashing him and referring to him as "The Apostle of Marcion".
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smallgree
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Here is a vial recipe:
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Post by smallgree on May 27, 2024 19:10:45 GMT 1
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