Divorce over Chicken

After a life time of marriage a possible divorce has arrived 

Last week the loving wife said to me that we DID NOT need a BIG BUCKET of Chicken as it was to much chicken. I told her don't be foolish its great cold, re-warmed and for leftovers. 

I went against her advise and ordered the Mega Bucket, and even said its a good idea and then the left overs mean we don't have to make other meals for the next day its simple left-overs

The next morning after a poor sleep on the couch I had chicken with my waffles, cold chicken for Dinner, and re-warmed chicken for supper. ALL THE CHICKEN WAS GONE THAT DAY, with other snacking it.

SO NOW your going to say why a possible divorce over that?

Well the other day the Wife decided to Order PIZZA and said and said we should ORDER 2 Large Pizza AND I SAID NO we should  ONLY ONLY order 2 Small Pizza? 

SHE said Don't be crazy we Always order 2 Large Pizza. its great cold, re-warmed and for leftovers.

I just had to ASK the ONLY question a MAN could at this POINT? I Do not even have to type the question a man would ask. 

After sleeping on the couch that night my wife in the morning said we are on the road for a divorce over irreparable differences? 

 What really made me upset was the Pizza she ordered for her left overs WAS A CHICKEN topping style PIZZA 

We meet with the councilor this week please wish us well



Please Be advised this is a humor scenario that I'm certain others have experienced BUT WAS Based on real life event that happen except the Divorce and the chiropractor re-adjusted my back advising don't sleep on the couch.